10 Signs You’re Technically Getting Your Life Together (But Also Kinda Not)

1. You bought a planner.
Have you written in it? No. But it’s cute and that’s half the battle.


2. You meal prepped… once.
You’re still eating that same batch of soggy spaghetti five days later out of guilt.


3. You set an alarm for 6 AM.
You woke up at 10 and were so proud you only hit snooze 14 times.


4. You cleaned your room.
By “cleaned,” we mean you shoved everything into the closet and kicked it shut.


5. You started journaling.
Page one: “Dear Diary, I’m overwhelmed.” Page two: blank forever.


6. You made a budget.
Then immediately spent $47 on candles and a mystery box on TikTok shop.


7. You’re drinking more water.
You just keep losing your emotional support water bottle in the car.


8. You’re setting boundaries.
Except with your dog. He still runs your life.


9. You’re doing skincare.
You have 8 steps. You consistently remember 2.


10. You’re trying to stay positive.
Even when your favorite hoodie is in the wash and your life is low-key spiraling.