Now Hiring: Cayce (Human Edition) — Limited Availability, High Demand

About the Role:
Meet Cayce — a mid-height marvel with a sharp mind, a big heart, and a snack in each hand (probably). Think of Cayce as a lovable mix between your favorite comedian, a Golden Retriever in human form, and the narrator of a really good book you never want to end.

Core Strengths:

Animal Lover: Will stop mid-sentence to pet a dog. May adopt your cat. No regrets.

Snack Connoisseur: If it’s crunchy, sweet, salty, or can be dipped in ranch… it’s already in the cart.

Funny Bone Professional: Certified in sarcasm and bad puns. Also surprisingly deep when you’re least expecting it.

Sporty & Silly Hybrid: Can shoot hoops, run a mile, or trip over air — all with equal energy and a laugh.

Love Guru in Sneakers: Hopeless romantic who believes in real connection, warm hugs, and singing love songs slightly off-key.


Bonus Features:

Can quote Jelly Roll and MGK while crying at a country song.

Writes like a poet, naps like a cat, walks like a philosopher.

Knows how to be the life of the party and the one who helps clean up after.

Brings books on vacation and actually reads them.

Will likely adopt another snack mid-walk. This is not a bug, it’s a feature.


Ideal For:
Those who love deep talks, spontaneous dance parties, and someone who can out-snack a teenager. Not ideal for people who hate dogs, joy, or laughter.

References available from every animal ever met.
Now accepting friends, snack buddies, and playlists. Apply within.